How to know if you're a hoodrat

The only thing funnier to me than a hood rat female, is ones who don’t know they are hood rat females. Some of you are reading this and have no idea you’re a hood rat. First thing you should know, is you attract what you are. So if you’re always in rat drama, date rat males, your father is master splinter, you’re probably a rat. As far as appearance, You can usually spot them however because they will have some sort of designer purse on with them. 9/10 it's fake. They love taking pictures with money that is the hood rat stamp. If she has a pic with money, or has a man with a pic full of money, she’s a rat, and so is her boyfriend. . You usually can’t tell a rat is a rat until, she opens her mouth.   
       Rats converse only about other rats, other broke people.  You can never bring them out in public because no matter the location, they are still the loudest one. Cuss when it’s inappropriate and basically just don’t understand that there is a time and place for everything. They just blame it on being “real”. Yeah a real RAT! If you look like you have money, then a rat will flock to you.

You can be any race to be a rat, it’s about who you surround yourself with. Also you can look any way to be a rat. Its funny when people say rat, most girls think of dark skin, weave head girls. The light skin girls are rats too. Most people think hood rats only stay in the hood, Its not we’re you from, its we’re you're at. So you can move out of the hood, you’re still a rat.

 If you’re attracted to rat males, then you are a rat female. If you don’t care how your man makes his money, then you are a rat. If you will talk to a guy solely off his car, you’re a rat. If you think stacks of money is more glamorous than bank statements….guess what? RAT! If your man did time, is doing time, or had you do time for him, more than likely you’re a rat. Rats have no real goals for life.

Im glad they have things like facebook, because it’s becoming sooo much easier to spot a hood rat. So here are a few things to spot a hoodrat online.

1. FB name is something stupid. Like “BabygirlMinaj” or “5starchickbaddestbitch” lol
2.  Her status updates are always negative, about her, or about other rat females, or money.
3. Boyfriend looks like a tyical thug, You're a RAT.
4. Bad photoshop on they pictures.
5. RHINESTONES missing in they jewelry.
6. only wear jewelry from the beauty supply.
7. the infamous side ponytail with swoops on the forehead.
8. Know the lyrics to any nasty song that's been released.
9. Her & bestfriends dress alike and have same hairstyles when they like 18.
10. They travel in packs. If one is a hoodrat then you know the other 6 are too.
11. Drinks fourloko.(hoodrat drink)
12. Smokes constantly.

IF you need some trees, call a rat.  If you need a bitch to get her ass beat, call a rat. If your just trying to have a good night, call a rat.  Never ever trust a rat though. They lie, that’s what they do best, and when you call em out on it, they get mad. Never loan any money either, you will never get it back from a rat

 List brought to you by Me && of course Jonathan.

Thats just a few things about hoodrats trust me. This was just a sample!

So enjoy all you hoodrats! PEACE! --Simpley Ashley.

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Valentine's Day

So, today is Valentine's day. I like Valentine's day & some don't. That's ok. I don't really need this day to feel special. I pretty much feel special everyday. I have a guy who spoils me everyday and not only that tells me he loves me atleast 5 times a day. If not more (lol yes im telling your business) but this day is just another day to be spoiled MORE. HAHA. On a different note, i'm sick of everyone crying they don't have a Valentine. WHO CARES. Get over it and move on. You can spend this day anyway you want to. Meaning with friends & family. It's about LOVE.  There isnt a rule on it. People with no Valentine talk about it more than the people with one but they claim they don't care (-___-). To be honest i forgot it was today. You don't have one just stfu about it and go on about your day. No need to say F it cause yo ass is lonely. Nobody cares. You were lonely before today and you will be after it so why be bitter? Flowers & chocolate are not gonna make a difference. I hate flowers. They pretty much  smell like dirt and is just gonna die 2 mins later, i'd much rather take a fake flower( Just being honest lol)  So take youself out to dinner and buy you something like you would any otherday. So yea, i think i'm done with this topic. PEACE!  --Simpley Ashley

Update

Sooooooooooooo like i've been missing for quite awhile now. SORRY :(. So to update you on my life && what i've been doing. Are you ready? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. My life is pretty boring. Besides hanging with my family and && boyfriend. Who wants to hear about that all the time? So yea, I've been talking to my good friend Wayne today (^__^) && all our old memories. We have alot. From my moms crazy boyfriend crying who ate all the hot dogs to Wayne being r.kelly to us not talking. But it's all a big laugh now & were "BFFs" as he said today (dont sock me lol)So yea not much to talk about && update on. Happy Valentines day to everyone! Have a fun & safe day! PEACE!